~ Love is Sex in a nice little suit ~

What is L.O.V.E?
Why does this 4 letter word generate so much joy, happiness, melancholy, sadness, ache, pain, cramps, spasms fits... etc?
What miraculous powers does this tiny word have to sire a whole multitude, spectrum of human emotions?

Everyone has their own unique view on L.O.V.E.
Some equate it with a surge of adrenalin on seeing a species of the opposite sex, sometimes same, sometimes a different species altogether. (Bestality turns some weird ppl on).:X
Some corelate love with companionship, the nice, confortable feeling of being with someone u feel absolutely at ease with. (Just go get a dog.)
Others wilfully fantasize love to be a fairytale, being swept off their feet, bowled over by overwhelming feelings in the groin area, wonderful out-of-this-world-Farking-shiok bed tussle, living happily everafter naked. (Wake up, wake up.)

I could go on and on, but this is My view of l.o.v.e
Love is sex in a nice little suit. Complete with bowtie, bouquet of flowers, and a box of chocolates.
Look at the movies. Guy meets girl, Sparks, Seduction, Sex. Suddenly both parties are willing to die for each other to be together. Wheres the bonding point in this union. THE SEX!
Look at famous literature. Shakespear. Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, Macbeth. Guy sees girls. Flowery, grandiloquent, euphuistic, flamboyant descriptions on the contours of her waist, the heave and fall of her bosom, the tender supple pearly white flesh reflecting beads of sweet temptious sweat... Guy falls in LOVE. ----> He just freakn wants to bang her there and then! Bang bang bang. THE SEX.
Look at real life, harsh cruel reality. Guy meets girl. "ooooohh... Shes sooooo chio! "(for ah bengs). "wah lao, u see her, her figure is THERE one lor"(for the average chinese speaking guy). "Oh my god, look at her.. Shes a Goddess!"(for the rest of those freakn AA english speaking, complete with fake slang and accent ppl). THE SEX!
I rest my case.