~ Irony? ~

Back again with my monthly edition of: 'What a f___Ked up world this is' :P
Read on a friend's blog an entry on 'Things I want in a GUY'. Listed in non-alphabetical order, listings not according to order of priority, I present to you, the nonsensical delusional wishlist of the majority of the female teenage population ~~~ *drumroll*

1) driven- the passion he has for his life.

2) focused- he noes wat he wans for himself.

3) ambitious- he has plans for his future and noes how to go abt achieving it.

4) money- sounds very materialistic but well..he definitely has to be able to support himself and mi.

5) own transport- becoz i dunno how to drive, i think its nice if he can drive mi ard..think in this aspect i haf been spoilt by pple..u noe who...to be driven ard..

6) frenly- he got to be able to get along with my frens and family. thats a must.

7) caring- of coz he got to care for mi but well...not excessively too...theres a limit and i hope the guy i finally find noes the limit...

8) understanding- i am not an easy to get along girl..i am fiercely independent..he got to be able to accept it...and live with it..and yet..still be there for mi..haha i am greedy..so wat?

9) able to make mi laff- of coz not being a lame person or be a clown..but just able to make mi smile when i am down..and make mi happy when i am sad..and make mi laff..from the bottom of the heart...

10) faithful- haha once bitten twice shy..so the guy i end up with got to be faithful to mi loh..just like i will be faithful to him...ahha

Now, the irony part comes in... WHY does the wishlist of a typical male differ so drastically, even horrendously from that of a female? Most of the top 10s of a female do not even make it into our top 100s list. Some traits so honored and revered and sought after by the 'shes' just do not connect with us 'hes'.

'Things I want in a Girl'
1) Driven - NOT EXPECT TO BE DRIVEN AROUND ALL THE TIME :X
2) Focused - NOT FOCUSED WITH SPENDING ALL THEIR MONEY AS WELL AS OURS ON SHOPPING
3) Ambitious - NOT WANT BRADD PITT, TOM CRUISE, PIERCE BROSNAN yadda yadda when they are not JENNIFER ANISTON, NICOLE KIDMAN, SOME DUMB BLOND BIATCH with E CUP BOOBS and no BRAINS yadda yadda yadda:X
4) Money - She doesnt even have to GIVE us money, just not suck too much away from us, bloody leeches :X
5) Own Transport - U own a Posche/Ferrari/Diabo, we drive it
6) Frendly - Girls have an uncanny ability to not like all our friends but are friendly to all other guys we classify as jerks/dickheads... one of the unsolved mysteries of the world.
7) Caring - I need a lot of caring in bed. Tender loving care. Rough loving care. Handcuffed, whip swirling about loving care. Ahem.
8) Understanding - NO, You do NOT understand me. When i say i am busy and couldnt pick u up from work, i am busy and couldnt pick u up from work. It is NOT because i think u are a lazy biatch and deserve to take the train back home :X
9) Able to make me Laff - I'd laugh just by looking at you. Why wouldnt i when u have a face that gives every passing guy an erection and 36D 25 36 figure. WA HA HA HA HA. :X
10) Faithful - the girl i end up with got to be faithful to mi loh..just like i will be faithful to her... Why wouldnt i when u have a face that gives every passing guy an erection and 36D 25 36 figure. WA HA HA HA HA. :X
Sadly, thats the closest we can get to the female version. :PHave i mentioned that i love being a guy?