~ Alice in wander(everywhere-over-her-body)land ~

I watched 'Resident Evil: Apocalypse' on friday night. In hall. Alone.

Wtf am i doing in hall alone on a friday night? I went back to do PROJECT.

omg omg omg omg omg.

As i was watching mindless zombies and gory dogs which were not in the least bit scary running, crawling, limping around biting ppl and changing them into other mindless zombies and gory dogs, along with the super bad mutant aka terminator monster equipped with bazookas, machine guns and other assorted ghey toys, i realised that i was just watching the show for the oh so sexy heroine ALICE, aka Milla Jovovich.

And yet another realisation dawned on me.

My deep, hopeless infatuation with Milla has been with me for many many years.

My lust for her is v v v different from the animal hunger i have for other hot actresses.

I didn't think Zhang ZiYi was hot until i saw her many recent NOTTI works.

I didn't wanna gobble Denise Richards up until i saw her hot steamy NOTTI threesome in Wild Things.

My eyes didn't buldge and my hair didn't stand on end, among other bodily parts *cough* until i saw Gisele's young nubile body in Taxi.
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I was just simply awe struck by Milla the very first time i saw her.

It was many years ago.

I was still a young teenager.

My mummy brought me to watch Fifth Element, and my heart was her's from that moment on.

I think its the only bloody show ever that i've watched 4 times, twice in the cinemas.

On hindsight, i think the plot and all sucked. Bad.

But something about her just captivated me.

Objectively speaking, i dont know why she captivated me at all.

She's not young, i think she's already 30-ish.

She's doesnt have a hot body, in fact, her boobs are non-existent :X.

She definitely did not perform anything NOTTI on screen :(.

Yet... Yet... i just think she's oh so sexy.... and hot.... and i think she's NOTTI :P.

Those deep mesmerizing green eyes.. that mature, sexy aura she exudes.... can i trade in my Zhang Ziyi for her pls :X